Jake is super psyched about taking a half day off of work and going out for a few green beers with his peeps!
Oh wait...that's me!
So I was trying to figure out exactly how "Irish" Jake is. His great-grandma Helen is 100% Irish. His great-grandpa Cliff was about 75% Irish. His great-great grandpa on my dad's side is about 90% Irish. I'm not sure what the Irish line is on Jake's dad's side, soooo...to make a long story short, Jacob is at least 80% Irish. So he is completely justified in wearing a shirt that says "Kiss Me I'm Irish". Sorry, I don't think they make ones that say "Kiss Me I'm about 80% Irish", although I could probably make a few extra bucks if I made shirts like that! There's got to be some kind of demand right? Happy St. Patrick's Day to everyone!!
May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.
Sláinte!!!
(pronounced 'slawn-cha', "cheers" for the non-Irish folk)
